On Dreaming with Myself

  • I had a weird dream last night.
  • Yeah?
  • Yeah, I was jogging with
  • Jogging?
  • ...Yeah.
  • That is weird.
  • I haven't gotten to the weird part of the dream yet..
  • Have we looked at ourselves lately?
  • Shut up..That's not the weird part of the dream.
  • Alright...who were we jogging with?
  • Lupe.
  • Lupe!? Now I know you were dreaming.
  • You're an asshole.
  • I assume it was all very casual like, jogging and talking?
  • Yes, actually.
  • Well then you know that's the weird part.
  • Shut it.
  • Last time we jogged with him..there was throw up involved.
  • Never telling you my dreams again.
  • - Conversation I had with myself just this morning.