The most adorably awful thing I’ve ever seen….
This blog started out hilarious…then got kind of stale..but every now and then, it brings the LOLs
(Source: textfromdog)
I feel left out, because I never watched it growing up, but everything I hear about it sounds awesome.
On Dreaming with Myself
- I had a weird dream last night.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I was jogging with
- Jogging?
- ...Yeah.
- That is weird.
- I haven't gotten to the weird part of the dream yet..
- Have we looked at ourselves lately?
- Shut up..That's not the weird part of the dream.
- Alright...who were we jogging with?
- Lupe.
- Lupe!? Now I know you were dreaming.
- You're an asshole.
- I assume it was all very casual like, jogging and talking?
- Yes, actually.
- Well then you know that's the weird part.
- Shut it.
- Last time we jogged with him..there was throw up involved.
- Never telling you my dreams again.
- - Conversation I had with myself just this morning.
I’m pretty sure everyone will be tired of me talking about Childish Gambino and Donald Glover soon if not already, but damn….I’m impressed. It’s seriously like if I was a famous rapper…what I would write about, except I’m not rich and can’t talk about all the girls I’m getting now, but mostly the awkward before times when nothing really felt right.
Also…I ALWAYS think of The Wonder Years, the school dance with Winnie and Arnold, and “You Are Everything” is in the background. One of the first times as a kid I felt heartbreak, even if it was for Arnold’s character, hearing it again is nostalgic as hell.
Retrospective
Looking at some of my past Tumbl’s, I haven’t been a very good Tumblr/blogger. How about it, give me another shot?
An Open Apology
..Some things I’ve said, and some things I haven’t. Quiscas después de analizar todos mis pensamientos, se aparease la verdad.
I’m sorry for how I treated you. I know it wasn’t right but you have to understand my position as well. I mean, sure, in retrospect, I suppose I didn’t have to do what I did, behave as I did, but you and I both know that time was very rough for me.
I mean, yeah, I was drawn out by my curiosity. And eventually, it did get the better of me, but we both went our own ways and the past is past. I know you were good to me, reliable, some may even say loving, you have to see that I appreciated that very much.
When I lost you, I was so sad. I didn’t know what to do, and what was worse is that it was my fault. Because of my actions you were forced to part my side, and I know it was hard for both of us, but in the end, I think it only made us stronger….or at least for me.
It’s no secret I’ve been with others, but you’ll always be my first. I will always hold a special place in my heart, regardless of what I might say. There is nothing quite like a first love, and I have to say I’m glad you were my first. So long as you’ll allow me to, I’ll continue to take care of you and treat you nice, like I know you like it. I guess what I’m trying to say is, Ted, my 2000 Ford Escort, I love you.
